Jokes & laughs

Fruits joke November 01, 2013 16:15

Sir: What is different between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange but color of Apple is not Apple.

Sardar on journey November 01, 2013 16:06

Sardar, in a airplane going to bombay.. while its landing he shouted: "Bombay.. Bombay.." Air hostess said: "be Silent" Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay.. Ombay"

Sardar proposes! November 01, 2013 15:54

Sardar: I think that girl is Deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I LOVE her but she said her chappals are new.

Sardar answer! November 01, 2013 15:36

Lectuter: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi? So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but i dont know who is Jayanthi".

Tourist joke November 01, 2013 15:30

Tourist from U.S.A: Any great man born in this village? Sadar: No Sir, only small babies!

Sardar Imagination November 01, 2013 15:23

Interviewer: Just Imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: Its simple i will stop imagination.

Postbox Joke November 01, 2013 15:18

Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letter in it? Sardar: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Sardar's birth-day November 01, 2013 14:41

Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Sardar: 13th October Interviewer: which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe - Every year.

Cheap Date April 24, 2012 20:47

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost. Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, "Oh, about $15 or so I think." "Well," said his Father, "I'm proud of you for…

Marketing Strategy April 23, 2012 21:08

Morris was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Shirley dies. At the cemetery, Morris's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads: "Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing…